Sorry Corn Refiners Association, Chocolate Milk Doesn't Increase Intelligence

From the annals of corporate sponsored research comes this gem that was sponsored by the Corn Refiners Association, "*No Effect of Sugar Sweetened Milk on Performance of a Battery of Cognitive Assessment Tests*". Unfortunately for the Corn Refiners, no amount of p-hacking saw chocolate milk increasing brain function. While undeniably there's great research out there that is and was funded by industry, including the food industry, there's really only one purpose for research like this - sales. There's no doubt that if even the tiniest change had been found, the finding would have... more »